Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Twitchy
Coffee makes me twitch. I think the sheer amount of uppers in it drive my body crazy.
Usually the twitching is negated if I eat something.
If I really want to have a good time, I double the intake of coffee, and not eat anything for about 5 hours.
If I do that, I can’t even type. My fingers will seriously be moving more than 2 inches each way. I look like a cerebral palsy victim with Parkinson’s. I think the sheer amount of shaking burns off the calories from the sugar in the coffee.
It’s my ultimate new wave fad diet plan.